maggie

1. (maggie) (3018↑, 493↓)

A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.

Man, you are so lucky to have a girl like maggie.

Author: iamforgiven http://maggie.urbanup.com/3179783

2. (Maggie) (1638↑, 405↓)

An amazing person. She can always make you smile and laugh, and is unpredictable. Boy-crazy, fun, one of the best friends you'll ever have. Has beutiful hair.

Guy:"Maggie is amazing\!"

Author: jackass2525 http://maggie.urbanup.com/3288660

3. (Maggie) (1409↑, 623↓)

1) n. Nickname for Margaret. 2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie\! How cute\!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret." Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short." 2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you." Girl: "Oh\! Your name is Maggie?\! My dog's name is Maggie\!" Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

Author: Maggalaggadingdong http://maggie.urbanup.com/1941371

4. (Maggie) (765↑, 228↓)

Great girlfriend, Really hilarious and sweet, always there for you. Wild, obnoxious, Boy-crazy, Best friend, never gets old.

I Love my girlfriend Maggie, shes such an oddball.

Author: whatahottie http://maggie.urbanup.com/3866203

5. (maggie) (642↑, 194↓)

ohhhhh my goodness maggie the best at being her self and the nicest girl with the greatest personality and it could be a world reacord how beautiful she is but shes a tough one to get trust me i know from experience but ill keep trying the thing is i can never tell if shes interested or not she has a really good poker face

i like you maggie

Author: cory krehbiel http://maggie.urbanup.com/4193527

6. (Maggie) (381↑, 68↓)

the most amazing girl there is. she will make you laugh your head off. she is pretty, gorgeous, beautiful and hot. she is liked by everyonee and is very outgoing. she is a great friend and people would be lucky to have her in their life. you'll always have a great time with her. she can be a little selfish, bratty and full of herself but if you tell her what shes doing she'll stop. she is the nicest person oout there. has amazing eyes, hair, and is good in bed. :)

"Oh my goshh, i love Maggie."

Author: Maggieee Beaaarr http://maggie.urbanup.com/4474631

7. (maggie) (364↑, 191↓)

A fair Irish lass, as heard in the title of every other Irish folk song e.g. "Maggie In The Wood", "Drowsey Maggie", "When You And I Were Young, Maggie", etc.

American burnout: Dang, check out that maggie at the counter over there she fine...if I was 20 years younger I would so hit that... Maggie: Téigh trasna ort féin\!

Author: your dog http://maggie.urbanup.com/2962128

8. (Maggie) (153↑, 38↓)

Maggie is a name, usually a nick name for the name Margret, or Marguerite. Maggie means pearl. Maggie's are often people who love to have fun, and will do whatever they want to have it. they do anything to get what they want. seems shy at first, but once you know them they are crazy and will do anything. Maggie is a great friend, always has good ideas, but is also trust-worthy, and gives good advice. she knows what she wants in life, but wants to have fun along the way. As a girlfriend, Maggie is beautiful- in side and out, she is smart, funny, and loyal. shes also REALLY great in bed too ;)

Maggie, is so great, im lucky to have her as a girlfriend.

Author: dogdomintes http://maggie.urbanup.com/4854273

9. (Maggie) (87↑, 18↓)

A girl who is hard to get. She doesnt trust or fall in love quite easily. Shes a strong independent girl who is always caring to others. Shes always laughing & smiling. She loves everyone & all she wants in return is someone to love her back. She can be confusing at times, but things can clear up fast & easy. Shes not your average girly girl. She is a girly tom-boy, & isnt afraid to play football with fake nails on. Shes isnt a complicated girl, & any guy would be lucky to be with her. Shes very understanding & gives great advice. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party. Shes totally boy crazy, not in a bad way. She knows how to get down & dirty yet stick to her morals. Her inner beauty is great as well as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. Everyday with her is a new adventure. With her, you may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. Her personality is one of a kind. You must becareful because she has a soft heart, yet disguises it very well. When she’s down, you won’t be able to tell, but if you can, let her know that things will be okay, & she’ll brighten up. She’ll give you a hug everytime she sees you, & with each hug, you know what a great friend you have.

Maggie is simply the best. I need to go to Maggie for help. Party won't start till Maggie walks in.

Author: mistahjackonbicth http://maggie.urbanup.com/5695151

10. (Maggie) (54↑, 15↓)

A truly amazing girl. She is [fun loving], [boy crazy], [bubbly], and has a great sense of humor. Smart, but still knows how to have a good time. Girls named Maggie have been known to flirt with multiple guys at a time, but once in a relationship, they are extremely loyal. If you spend a lot of time around her you'll get to know her more mellow side, which she only shows when she's completely comfortable with you. A [happy-go-lucky] type with a "you only live once" personality. She can be overly dramatic, a tad narcissistic, and get really angry sometimes. She tends to cry a lot, and will generally be described as emotional. Has been called [beautiful], [gorgeous], [hot], [pretty], [cute], [sexy], and [adorable]. Maggies are known to have great legs, nice eyes, and amazing hair. Usually on the small size, guys will make excuses to pick them up and throw them around. Maggies will generally excel in various activities (cooking, sports, photography, school) at once, and are very creative thinkers. A lot of people tend to name their dogs Maggie, which often results in [awkward] situations where it feels like people are yelling at you to shut up and sit down, when they are actually yelling at their dogs. Maggie can be short for Margaret, Magdalen, Magnolia, Margarita, Magda, or Magdalena. The name in Irish in origin, and means pearl.

Maggie is awesome.

Author: urbantechno http://maggie.urbanup.com/5723264

11. (Maggie) (59↑, 24↓)

A girl who is wild, crazy, bright, and has a wicked sense of humour. She is boy-crazy, and boys go crazy for her, a party animal, and [happy-go-lucky]. This girl can go and go at parties, but often needs time off to herself. In big groups she can be obnoxious, a bit of a brat, self-centred, and full of it so she'll get noticed, but when you get some alone time with her in her downtimes, she is a really sensitive, caring and lovable. Underneath, is probably a hidden talent, and on the outside, is style and a fashionable flair\!

Guy1: Wow\! She knows how to have fun\! Guy2: Yeah, she's drawing the eyes.. Guy3: That's my Maggie\!

Author: DoraTheSpanishInquisition http://maggie.urbanup.com/5459922

12. (Maggie) (156↑, 124↓)

1) n. Nickname for Margaret. 2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie\! How cute\!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret." Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short." 2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you." Girl: "Oh\! Your name is Maggie?\! My dog's name is Maggie\!" Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

Author: Maggalaggadingdong http://maggie.urbanup.com/1939549

13. (Maggie) (35↑, 12↓)

the most lovable girl in the world. She isnt a fighter, shes a lover. But she will fight for love. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with her, u are the luckiest man alive. She's the most wonderful girl in the world and will stand up for what she believes in. she can make u crazy in love with her just when she speaks. i hope i get u to read this maggie ;).

I love you Maggie \<3

Author: rawr2121 http://maggie.urbanup.com/5764510

14. (Maggie) (18↑, 1↓)

A girl who honestly has got it all... the crazy thing is she doesnt even know it. Shes got the perfect balance of everything. Drop dead stunning beautiful looks, intelligence out of this world, an amazing down to earth personality who can make a guy fall for her in matter of seconds, this girl has the kindest and most caring heart you cant even imagine... She is definetly sent from Heaven, and god made her the most beautiful blue eyes, that when you stare at her eyes, you can get lost in for hours, dazing and dreaming. She's definetly one in a million , very unique, and different, and any guy would be lucky to have her, shes got the whole package...

You know Maggie is special.

Author: anonymouss... http://maggie.urbanup.com/6107479

15. (Maggie) (18↑, 3↓)

she is a beautiful kind person who loves to have fun but knows when to stop. She loves being with big crowds but also being alone. she loves everyone and everyone loves her. Shes always there for you and won't stop trying to make you happy. she loves to help and well always help no matter what the issue. she is an amazing person even though you may not be able to see it. If you have a Maggie in your life keep her forever because you won't wanna lose a person like this.

Maggie's well be here forever or as long as you need them...

Author: arealmaggie:) http://maggie.urbanup.com/5919258

16. (Maggie) (21↑, 7↓)

A Maggie is a short, dark brown haired girl, full of intelligence and fun. She has a freckly face, and the most amazing hazel eyes you could ever wish for. She is sexy, mysterious and amazing in bed. If you meet a Maggie, don't let go. You could never wish for a more loyal or trustworthy friend. Tell her your most personal secrets, and she will never tell a soul, not even those that are close to her. She is an amazing agony aunt, and will listen to every last moan, and give you a shoulder to cry on. She is the best friend you could ever wish for\! She will help you with so much, if you meet a Maggie, trust her, love her, and she will be forever loyal\!

person: Oh, i really don't know what to do :'( person 2: Why not go and ask Maggie? She'll have an answer\!

Author: TheseWoundsWon'tSeemToHeal http://maggie.urbanup.com/5770100

17. (Maggie) (9↑, 1↓)

A down right amazing girl who has so much love in her heart for every body, even thoughs who have burned her. She is a best friend to everyone. Maggie will always be there for you even when no one else will She is the definition of amazing\!

Maggie is my best friend and my BBFLTE\!

Author: BBFLTE \#1 http://maggie.urbanup.com/6143117

18. (Maggie) (5↑, 0↓)

An [amazing] friend, is there for you all the time. She is also has many different sides to her as she can be the nicest person and an [evil] overlord with [minions] at the same time. She is super duper uber [pretty] , and will never let you down. Everyone loves her, and she is an amazing [actress] and super smart. If you don't have a [Maggie] as your friend, you should get one.

Person 1: Who is that? She's so amazing\! Person 2: Oh that's a Maggie.

Author: dkaljdsfklajdsflajdsfklsjdfasl http://maggie.urbanup.com/6356955

19. (maggie) (5↑, 2↓)

the most dwurrtastic girl ever oh yeah and she likes trains lol.k

maggie likes trains

Author: jesus-hitler-christ http://maggie.urbanup.com/6346595

20. (Maggie) (5↑, 4↓)

Mikes Girl Friend\!

Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike? Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him. Guy 2: Including me\! Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie\!

Author: Margaret Thompny http://maggie.urbanup.com/6096102

21. (Maggie) (13↑, 18↓)

Maggie is a girl who always looks like a million bucks (ie. pretty dresses and skirts), except when she wears sweats/ athletic wear (ie. the HC sweatshirt). She does look good in athletic wear but not "a million bucks" good. Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise. Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense. She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends. She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.

Maggie looked so pretty today in her purple dress.... and then she made Andy cry. [Disney Princess] [Rapidform] [Justin Bieber] [Medical School] [Bobcats] [Broadway] [Miss America]

Author: Len Jeavitt http://maggie.urbanup.com/5916984

22. (Maggie) (0↑, 12↓)

A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.

"Hey Maggie\!" " You're such an ugly butt."

Author: Maggie(I stink) http://maggie.urbanup.com/6327351

23. (maggie) (9↑, 36↓)

A magnifying glass.

Give me that maggie, will ya? I can't read this stuff\!

Author: Pentozali http://maggie.urbanup.com/5658579

24. (Maggie) (10↑, 38↓)

[Maggie] is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted [whore] who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch [money], chances are she will take it to go meet her crack [dealer] out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and [cocaine] to survive. If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard. If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.

Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird\!" Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?" Girl: "no no no\! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs" Girl 2: "ew wtf.."

Author: secretninja2323 http://maggie.urbanup.com/5943970

25. (Maggie) (4↑, 39↓)

A whore, who smells like fish. Tries to steal everyone's boyfriend, has a million STDS, wears skanky clothes and thinks she's hot, often referred to as a walking STD (aka her identifier) tends to have an awkward smile and no one likes her.

Guy: Did you see that girl at the party last night? Other Guy: Yeah dude she was a Maggie Guy: More like a grenade but whatevs

Author: \#hatesluts http://maggie.urbanup.com/6060769

26. (Maggie) (3↑, 39↓)

One who neglects personal boundaries and human emotion. A vile person who wishes ill fortunes onto another just by being within 10 feet of them. Short, stumpy, and rude. A person who tells another to do something because this "Maggie" will not be burdened with such. TOTAL FUCKING CUNT\!

-"Do you see that Maggie over there?" -"That what?" -"Maggie. The fat bitch over there that just screamed at that person because the person's shoes don't match." -"Oh. Yeah. WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING CUNT\!" -"Wow, look at that Maggie\!" -"Yeah, I can see her from across the field. Why is she screaming at that person?" -"I think they tried to do her a favor."

Author: FuckBitches,TheySuck http://maggie.urbanup.com/6083947

27. (Maggie) (7↑, 45↓)

A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes. She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.

Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some

Author: Chris173524 http://maggie.urbanup.com/5537903

28. (maggie) (26↑, 68↓)

[short] [blonde] person filled with [energy] that is never [ending]. [Another] word for this is shorty,blueberry,m&&m, zazu

hey maggie\!

Author: loser94 http://maggie.urbanup.com/5032715

29. (Maggie) (10↑, 56↓)

A girl who can be sweet and nice when she wants but is always a PIG\! She stacks pieces of cake on top of each other and swallows it whole, without chewing\! She wants everything her way but in her heart there is a little bit of niceness for others.

"Did you see her take all those cookies? Ugh she's such a Maggie\!" Person: Why don't we color this in purple? Maggie: NO\! I WANT IT PINK OK\!\!\!\! MAKE IT PINK\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Person in mind: Ugh, she's such a maggie, her name fits perfectly\!

Author: Person_123 http://maggie.urbanup.com/5679702

30. (Maggie) (55↑, 130↓)

to squeeze, or firmly grab another person's buttox region casually, all while pretending it wasn't you.

(Girl walks past a guy and nonchalantly grabs his ass as she walks past) Guy [to friend] : "Dude\! That girl totally just MAGGIE'D me\!"

Author: truemaggielover http://maggie.urbanup.com/4431080

31. (Maggie) (31↑, 139↓)

A young woman who after seeing Avatar in 3D became conflicted between her alliances with Earth or Pandora. While thinking of ways to travel to space to join "her" native people, she has become infatuated with creating a new graphic sex scene for the movie Avatar. Unfortunately for men, Maggie is an extremely attractive girl, but refuses to give it up in hopes that her pony tail will grow alien DNA so she can pro-create on Pandora. Maggie currently lives in her uncles basement with her two cats while she finalizes plans for the space-craft she has named "Big Tony."

Frank: "I heard some lady has seen Avatar 40 times this month." Ted: Ohhhhh damn, she is definitely a Maggie\!

Author: Shergood http://maggie.urbanup.com/4571553

32. (maggie) (112↑, 272↓)

Short / Ghetto for a Magnum (the pistol). see: "Cali dro" lyrics.

Friend 1: "Yo man its the cops\! were screwed" Friend 2: Nah B, I keep the maggie on me at all times. Friend 1: Ah, thats tight.

Author: mousek http://maggie.urbanup.com/2528650

33. (Maggie) (76↑, 394↓)

The biggest bitch in the world. Totally conceited. Used as an insult.

I hate Jaycee, she's such a Maggie\!

Author: Fricker Fracker http://maggie.urbanup.com/3808570

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Last updated: 2012.03.01